War: The Logical Choice

Have you caught yourself wondering, "What the hell is that idiot Bush thinking anyway?"

Well, I have and I figured it out.

Updated 2/28/03
Today, Iraq announced they would destroy short-range missiles which UNSCOM has proscribed. Of course, this has had no effect on Bush's march toward the bottom of the chart. I have added the appropriate boxes in the lower right of the diagram.

Updated 03/03/03
As per Kate's request, here's a printable version (MS-Word .doc 453k). Given the vagaries of browser print settings, I thought this simplest for most people. Will do a .pdf soon. Minor tweaks to the chart, too.

Note: Please do not tell me that I did not use the flowcharting symbols properly. I don't care.

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A hypothetical speech by George W. Bush

War is scary. Take me home.

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